texts from last night.
Oh how I wish I came up with this concept. I’ve been reading this site for a while now, and it always tickles me. I should have saved this for a tickle me tuesday but honestly, I’m having way too much fun reading this. (Warning: May contain language or words you won’t find enjoyable).
Enjoy some of my faves from texts from last night.
(713):on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
(201): kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
(843): I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said”Feed Me Bitch.” I don’t own a hamster. I don’t know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
(330): just had dinner with my dad’s new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she’s 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
(719):Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
(609): So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
And lastly… in the spirit of the holidays I give you…(832): I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.

the hopeless domestic replied:
love texts from last night! will be tagging you in a post later — have to share the wealth! hopeless domestic
December 17, 2009 at 9:17 pm. Permalink.
Carrie @ Laugh Love Eat Ice Cream replied:
I discovered Texts From Last Night this summer! They are so funny!
December 17, 2009 at 9:21 pm. Permalink.
Ashley Pizarro replied:
too funny! I have yet to discover this website but, a lot of my friends have…I love to read what everyone posts!
December 17, 2009 at 10:12 pm. Permalink.
Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic replied:
this is one of the quickest pick me ups for me – it always entertains!
December 18, 2009 at 4:57 am. Permalink.
LRW replied:
My sister just told me about this site!! It is too funny!
December 18, 2009 at 8:16 pm. Permalink.
Hopeless Chest replied:
Texts from last night is THE BEST!I read it at work, I'm totally not allowed, and I laugh hysterically and everyone thinks I'm a freak.
December 21, 2009 at 12:54 am. Permalink.
Jamie replied:
I read TFLN and it is always entertaining and hilarious! I just wish they wouldn't update it so often. I can't ever get through them all.My favorite one: 713):on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and leftMade me seriously lol.Jamie
December 21, 2009 at 8:46 pm. Permalink.
Andrew Gerald Hales replied:
That's my new favorite site.
December 28, 2009 at 1:38 am. Permalink.