texts from last night.

Oh how I wish I came up with this concept. I’ve been reading this site for a while now, and it always tickles me. I should have saved this for a tickle me tuesday but honestly, I’m having way too much fun reading this. (Warning: May contain language or words you won’t find enjoyable).

Enjoy some of my faves from texts from last night.

(713):on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

(201): kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.

(843): I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said”Feed Me Bitch.” I don’t own a hamster. I don’t know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.

(330): just had dinner with my dad’s new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she’s 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings

(719):Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.

(609): So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation

And lastly… in the spirit of the holidays I give you…(832): I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.

December 17, 2009. Uncategorized.

8 Comments

  1. the hopeless domestic replied:

    love texts from last night! will be tagging you in a post later — have to share the wealth! hopeless domestic

  2. Carrie @ Laugh Love Eat Ice Cream replied:

    I discovered Texts From Last Night this summer! They are so funny!

  3. Ashley Pizarro replied:

    too funny! I have yet to discover this website but, a lot of my friends have…I love to read what everyone posts! :)

  4. Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic replied:

    this is one of the quickest pick me ups for me – it always entertains!

  5. LRW replied:

    My sister just told me about this site!! It is too funny!

  6. Hopeless Chest replied:

    Texts from last night is THE BEST!I read it at work, I'm totally not allowed, and I laugh hysterically and everyone thinks I'm a freak.

  7. Jamie replied:

    I read TFLN and it is always entertaining and hilarious! I just wish they wouldn't update it so often. I can't ever get through them all.My favorite one: 713):on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and leftMade me seriously lol.Jamie

  8. Andrew Gerald Hales replied:

    That's my new favorite site.

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